They put a boot on my gender and had it towed. Apparently I have to pay $450 plus $85 per day storage to get it out of impound. I said "forget it" and they crushed it into a cube.

[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

[–] match@pawb.social 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my gender is "goon with transgenderizer gun"

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Mine is "goose with transgenderizer gun"

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 months ago

they did this to sell you more cute dresses >:3

[–] ThelittleDoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 months ago

sigh😮‍💨

i really need to buy more dresses...

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where can i find the alphabet mafia?

To avoid it, of course

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Just joke about how much you totally don't want to do queer things because you're totally straight and not trans!

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of: Look Around You - Sex Change Machine

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZVO_JSwyWo

[–] slightperil@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

"Thanks, Hanks. Thanks."

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I watched that yesterday. Was kinda on edge as to whether it was going to be done well or not, but think it was navigated reasonably well for the 2000s.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

In school we watched something like those instruction videos from season 1, and season 2 is a good spoof of series like Beyond 2000.

I like their universe and callbacks.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Jamuke?

TIL jamoke:

Etymology:
by shortening of jamocha "coffee," blend of java and mocha