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The Santa isn't real? (bookwormstory.social)
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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 160 points 1 month ago

I like how the passage of time also reveals the parent moved from Twitter to Mastodon.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 month ago

I just used a lamp and prayed my parents didn't check on me

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago

They knew.... (maybe, idk, but I would've left you to enjoy the time as long as you didn't have a shark in the room again)

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Lol they definitely knee considering they caught me regularly and made me go to bed

[-] Visstix@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I used a lamp as well and then burnt the frickin bedcover

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Sorry but I read this in Carl's voice

[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Literal dad goals for me tbh

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Reading under the covers is a rite of passage all kids should experience.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

My parents knew and told me to go to sleep.

this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2024
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