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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's experience at a coffee shop (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 156 points 2 months ago (2 children)

did anon invent a strawwoman to be upset about?

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

Lol, well played

[–] GJdan@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago

Bravo

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Had me in the first half

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Had me till the last sentence. 10/10

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Me too. I legit thought this was going to be a BS dream sequence. Fantastic turn.

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is gold

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

I'd rather say it's pyrite

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 35 points 2 months ago

I'm with him, people who litter deserve to be in the lowest depths of hell.

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My favorite:

1000001867

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

saw that coming a meter away