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It's the dunk tank.

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IT IS HOT, FOLKS, THE HOTTEST, BELIEVE ME, TO GET A TATTOO OF THE GRADUALLY DRYING WET BOY. IT WILL GET YOU LAID THE BEST. BELIEVE ME. YOUR DATES WILL SAY "SIR, SIR, THIS IS A VERY HOT TATTOO" trump-anguish

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Obama said "that's hot", Paris Hilton coined "that's hot" but folks, folks, we're saying us - patriots - we're saying THAT'S HOT. a-little-trolling

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

SO HOT, FOLKS. THE VOLCEL POLICE, THEY COME UP AND SAY "SIR, SIR, THAT IS TOO HOT. WE ARE MANLY VOLCEL POLICE AND WE ARE IN TEARS RIGHT NOW." THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. NO ONE GETS A BETTER CELL IN HORNY JAIL THAN YOU. thicc-trump

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

This new version is amazing. fidel-salute-big

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Yoo they got a tank now that's sick

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] pyx@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

why'd they make him so fat tho

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

With an upside down flag and the agent with a Popeye forearm? Dire tattoo.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

To be slightly fair, the flag is upside down in the original photo.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

What's up with the flag here? Is it supposed to look like Trump is holding it? Is he bending a flagpole with his mighty McNuggies™-powered strength? In the original photo, it's just a flag that's waving above Trump, so I guess the tattooist took some liberties, but it looks like ass.