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[–] MrPiss@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I don't know what right wing grifter thought of selling this but they were right that the hogs would buy iterally anything. Even this shit.

If these people are willing to buy this, then what happens after Trump dies? Do they go back to their sad and alienated American lives? What do they attempt to fill the gaping hole in their soul with?

[–] Dagadashko@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trump reliquary. Also, fuck, this actually seems like a profitable and doable grift. Hmmmmmm...

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

32 competing shrines each claiming to have Trump's middle finger or something.

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[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wondersomething similar whenever i see a big truck flying Trump flags. I wonder what they did before 2016? Because now its their 24/7 personality, but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Tea Party, Glenn Beck, O'Reilly, George W Bush, Rush Limbaugh, etc...

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Quite a few of them were "centrist" and "nonpolitical" until their treats felt too "politically correct/SJW/woke," too. freeze-gamer

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?

If it's anything like the MAGAts of my own biological relatives, what was going on was a lot of self-loathing, hatred, and blaming dehumanized "others" for their own frustrations and shortcomings, from losing jobs to criminal records.

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yup, the same people who are wearing trump shit, (and the equivalent in kanada) were the ones calling people with empathy "bleeding hearts" 10 to 20 years ago. They've always been this way.

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[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Nothing. Boring-ass conservatives like this literally don't have personalities or so anything other than work, maybe date or marry someone, watch basic movies and TV, play basic video games on easy mode (maaaaaybe). It's why advertising and propaganda work so well on them and they care so much about ads, store merchandise, blockbuster movie protagonists, black & white media-fascist understanding of the world, etc.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're going to job him up and sell him for relics.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

:quark: Act now and you too can have your very own peice of JD!

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

when trump dies i am going to make a fortune writing BS about how he was spotted in some other country plotting his comeback with top advisors....

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

QAnon shit but instead of jfk its trumps ghost

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

cum putty, probably

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

frothingfash "SMDH it's not even real American cum! They got it cheap from that Chinese dick milking factory peterson-pain warned us about"

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait a minute...

sniff sniff

This is vaxxed cum!

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 17 points 2 months ago

a friend of a friend of mine's pincipal's karate teacher wants to know how one can apply to said factory

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

That might be some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life. What the actual fuck?

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Harris campaign struck gold with the "They are weird" attack. I'll give them that. It's just wild that it took a democrat that long to attack them with that.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It takes a normal person to recognize weird. Lanyard-class people and political consultants haven't been normal in forever.

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[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 months ago

I do not understand this timeline.

[–] context@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Waltz and his wife had to do fertility treatment to get children. This is meant to mock him.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

okay thanks, i guess i wasn't up to date on the latest idpol lore.. these people move fast

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That isn't actual sperm in those cups, right? anakin-padme-2

That isn't actual sperm in those cups, right? anakin-padme-4

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm only half-joking there; MAGAts are truly creepy fucks and even if it was toy slime, it wouldn't be for long if they saw ideal... circumstances. libertarian-alert

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[–] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

wtf i honestly dont have the words to describe how i feel about this.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You really can grift anything to these people lmao

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm really disappointed we haven't gotten in on the grifting while the grifting is good as a community

We could be making so much money off these dumb hogs, off some libs too

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[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna choose to believe this is AI generated and fake for my own well being

This is somehow way worse than the guys buying freeze-gamergirl bathwater

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure the leader of Aum Shinrikyo sold his sperm to followers too so we're t-minus 6 months out from a chud sarin attack in NYC.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (17 children)

And I thought I was weird for buying Pokemon cards.

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes. You should be stealing them instead

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

guys and girls, girls and guys

gather 'round and feast your eyes

i'm telling you all, you just can't lose

when you've got a cup of JD's ooze

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Playing with cum to own the libs. frothingfash

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

ok let's start a business to sell trump's ball sweat to these people. it'll work.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ain't no way trollface

Pls be real timmy-pray

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This can't be real. Neither can the Trump dildos posted yesterday. Right?

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

bringing a new meaning to snake oil.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe this for a second, come back to me with more proof

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I figured that this was some kind of undercover prank but damn that might be legit

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