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[–] Monologue@lemmy.zip 120 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i just want to protect my baby from satan #wap

[–] unevenlybaked@lemmy.blahaj.zone 106 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You mean WAP doesn't mean Worship and Praise?

I'm gonna be sick.

[–] buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

in the most annoying voice you can imagine wet ass p-word

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 13 points 2 years ago

You have to say it real fast. Very fast talking.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Most probably can't relate, but my first association is always How It Is (Wap Bap …), a song released by German beauty youtuber "BibisBeautyPalace" who got up to the worldwide 5th most-disliked Youtube video (1st place of a non-English Youtuber) back then because it was so utterly terrible.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

My dislike is still there. I did my part 🥲

[–] buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've never heard this before and it's just mid. Like, it's not good, but it's no Friday or Colleen Ballinger apology.

[–] oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You have to be there to get it. Without context, it's not better or worse than Friday, and it got definitely seen as worse than that at its time. Eventually, most of the top disliked videos are just mid if you really view them objectively, without infuriating context and from a distance.

Also some context which made it particularly infuriating: She made her (mostly minor) fans pre-order the song for an insane price when it wasn't released, promising that it would be amazing and so high quality to be worth everything. I don't think people expected it to be really good, but releasing the most bland child song you can imagine which no-one can take seriously after doing that is really… wow. Also in general, her content was just pretty low-quality.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

100% a joke

This is Banvideogames level humor. It's hilarious

[–] The_K@lemmy.world 105 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Their daughter ain’t worshipping the devil… she’s worshipping her friend’s p*ssy.

[–] ichmagrum@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago

gasp

Sex for fun, before marriage even? Women doing what they want without hurting anyone?? The horror!

[–] Saneless@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

You can say u on the internet, no need to * it out

[–] fartdumpster420@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wireless Application Protocol?

[–] hughperman@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wednesdays Against Protestants

[–] TurretCorruption@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Wario and Peach

[–] sjmarf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Wireless Access Point

[–] bobthened@feddit.uk 54 points 2 years ago

Oh my god they were roommates!

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are so gonna do a "friend wedding" in a couple of years.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago

Just a couple a buds, committing themselves to one another for life. You know, friend stuff

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 46 points 2 years ago

They must be such good friends.

[–] WhatTheFDR@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

She's succumbed to the Isle of Lesbos

[–] MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I refuse to believe this is real, they do kinda talk like that but this one doesn't sound right

[–] ForthEorlingas@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

It might be real, but if it is, it is almost certainly satire. Or it's real and some people are actually that oblivious.

[–] apj2k36@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Zymii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

196! THE ACCLAIMED HAVE ARRIVED!

[–] idiotdoomspiral@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

SCISSOR ME, ZYMI

[–] tobor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Definitely not a cop tattoo

[–] Pherenike@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The infamous carpetmuncher occult sign

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Oh man, this is priceless 🤣🤣🤣.

[–] latewizard@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago

They must be fans of The Acclaimed. SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS!

[–] HookDragger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Mom… I have some news for you.

[–] alee33@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Scissor me timbers

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