When your party pulls the plug on your reelection bid but decides to let you keep sundowning in office.
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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Probably want Kamala to have all the time to campaign
Because she'd be tied up with all of the important things he's doing? 
Do you have any idea how busy she is as the chief of Hexbear's 
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
They can't do the Nuremberg defense for Kkkamala supporting genocide if she's the president. She would actually have to take stances on things.
I think this is a huge part of it. Tons of libs out their doing a "well look, she's only the VP, she can't actually stop Biden from supporting Israel," rhetorical move which is much harder if she personally supports Israel directly for 3 months leading up to the election.
Of course she's got her staff saying she'll never ever do an arms embargo but those are words/promises, which maybe are easier to sweep under the rug?
I had libs to try to tell me that her personal NatSec advisor, who has been with her since her 2020 campaign and who came out and said she does not support an arms embargo, did not actually represent her and instead worked the White House and doesn't represent her campaign.
It would make him feel bad to be forced out for having dementia.
And think of whoever would have to tell him the bad news every morning
This is Biden's United States of WHATEVER! 
Shit now that songs gonna be in in my head for a week
Forget drawing a clock or any other testing, I want to see Biden say "she sells seashells by the sea shore" in a normal cadence.
Not even as fast as possible, just in a normal cadence
he's gonna get to the second 'sea' and think he's back at the start again, he'll be stuck recursing forever
i would honestly fuck up two words in even in a normal cadence leave us ALONE 
"She sells she shells she shells she shells she sh-knows what it's like to be dead?"
Nobody can tell if he’s making a joke or if he actually forgot trumps name
I like to think his advisors wrote it as a joke, he read it and thought “wait… his name is Donald Dump? What the hell” and never asked for clarification before the speech
Donald Dump Truck 
okay come on now this is absolutely a biden W, Donald Dump is a banger
I mean, it's a good dunk, but it looks like a good dunk that he came up with on the fly after actually forgetting his name for a second.
It's a Garbage Pail Kids gag from 20 years ago.
it's camp
and besides, it's all in the delivery
Tho if Biden busted out a trapper keeper full of garbage pail kids id fuckin write his name in come November
Best I can do is a Cool S. 
DONALD DUMP!!!! GOTTEMMMM!!!!
this truly is a brat summer
The guy we’re running against.
Definitely a good idea to pin the guy so unpopular he had to drop out to the campaign of his replacement.
Where was funny Biden the last number of decades. Only funny thing he's ever said on purpose.
I liked his answer to "how many genders are there" being "at least three" and when he declined an interview with the BBC by saying he's Irish
he totally forgot his name, but way to save face by turning it into an insult a 5 year old would make
That better be the last time, uh.... Ridin' speaks 
fuckin got em