Mrs. True, I'm bound to say that you have missed a spot cleaning that. Now, were I cleaning a mirror, I would use my mother's method of....
Everett True Comics
A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.
Try on my petticoats will you! They're stretched beyond wear!
You're supposed to say "NO! That does NOT make you look fat." How about YOU "Ask the mirror" instead!
Mrs. True, don't rush me! This blasted tie is crooked.
First panel: wife is looking in the mirror, Everett with a snide remark: "if you dont put on some makeup you are likely to break that mirror" Second panel: what we are currently seeing with the additional speech bubble from the wife: "you didn't put on any makeup, look what you did to the mirror!"
"Mrs True, I bought you this mirror so you could improve your fashion sense. Do you even know how to use it?"
"You. Do. NOT. Suggest. Eating. The pet rabbit. For. Dinner!!!"