Has he ever been in actual danger before? Quite possibly the first time his bubble of privilege popped and he can’t handle it.
worst thing he'd ever dealt with before that was like intense diarrhea or maybe a coke hangover
He still remembers exactly where he was when quaaludes got banned.
I think you're right.
I think it's something that would be traumatic regardless, but he has never truly been in danger before, and he knows he's not getting any younger – The IDEA that it really could happen to him Any Fucking Time is probably totally foreign and utterly terrifying.
Adding on that he's retraumatizing himself with the video repeatedly is a recipe for psychological disaster, which couldn't happen to a nicer person. Hopefully it's enough to keep him out of office, because The IDEA that someone with that level of unaddressed damage being in charge is pretty fuckin scary.
Punished trump combined with the recent court rulings would have some absurdly fucked up worst case scenarios.
Drop an acorn on the roof of a nearby car and see if he dies from shock
jfc
SHOTS FIRED, 
Is this going to be the one failed assassination that kind of worked?
It's one of those assassinations where due to multiple factors, it failing actually ended up being the more successful outcome.
Maybe it worked as character assassination, which, good?
Posts are stored in the earlobe
he's the only person who even remembers that shit unprompted anymore
Other people do too, but usually it’s also unprompted and he has to see his bloody head again by surprise
maybe this is even better, instead of him being a martyr, he's a pathetic loser
In the eyes of maga chuds anyway. In any case, good. All of these bastard politicians deserve to suffer. Dying quickly is too good for them. I won't be the one to do it, but they are the enemies of humanity.
I just thought of a new theory: this is why Trump's posting has declined so hard. He can't use Twitter or Truth Social anymore, so he hired someone to do it for him. Unfortunately, the new guy can't capture Trump's posting power and his entire job training consisted of whatever Republican they got roped into doing it feeding him the old boomer playbook that's totally disconnected from Trump's posting. That's why now we have boomer uncle fake Trump on social media saying shit like Barack HUSSEIN Obama that was outdated 15 years ago.
Without a doubt most average hexbear posters could tweet better Trump speak than whoever they might have hired
many people are saying this
I am almost certain that Trump has tweeted Barack HUSSEIN Obama quite a few times over the years. The boomer playbook was and has been Trump's playbook all along. The dude is obsessed with Obama, he posted his address like a year ago. He kept saying Obama spied on his campaign and all kinds of shit.
Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance, stop. Move in, stop. Pull out, track right, stop. Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there. 
U and me both brother (the watching him get shot thing not the PTSD thing
I get it, the dude was inches from death. That messes you up
Particularly when you watch the majority of the entire country that you live in react by going "damn sucks he missed"
good! hope he really suffers ever day
xd
Imagining the beginning of Apocalypse Now but with Trump, shadowboxing and chugging wet sauce.
Are ya winning son?
Least narcissistic Trump moment.
lmao
back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left...
Hopefully he doesn't suffer long
Tis but a scratch (literally).
The Secret Service officers nearby 
couldn't have happened to a better guy
Both 
and 
deserve 
but its hard watching these 2 old men decline rapidly
Having that Iwo Jima type pic plastered everywhere he goes probably gets him 
He is a narcissistic sociopath. The narcissist in my family can't stop looking at videos of themself, listening to their own off tune horrid singing. Super obsessed with their own looks and how they look to themselves in a mirror. Any minor scratch, pimple, single hair being off a few millimeters sends them into mania until it's just right.
Trump's highly manicured looks was fractured. He's angry and fascinated with how something could scratch a God such as himself. There was permanent damage done that he can't undo and probably physically feels and hyperaware about.
He is a narcissistic sociopath. The narcissist in my family can't stop looking at videos of themself, listening to their own off tune horrid singing. Super obsessed with their own looks and how they look to themselves in a mirror. Any minor scratch, pimple, single hair being off a few millimeters sends them into mania until it's just right.
I have a relative that's like that. He frets about having exactly perfect hair and it has to be styled pretty much exactly like 
and if for any reason it falls out of place (or if anyone points out how it's thinning out over time) he gets really upset, like shrieking levels of upset.
And yeah, he was punched once in his life by someone that he pushed too far (by trying to assault that person's girlfriend) and he never, ever let that go and wishes death and annihilation on everyone that vaguely resembles the guy that punched him.
Peter Thiel is gonna slap him in the face like Patton in a couple weeks
He used to blame women having the right to vote for LE EPIC SINGULARITY(tm) not having happened already, but now that mumbling vampire can blame someone else.
I thought there would be a replacement clone like Brother Dusk in Foundation
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