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[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The duck is collectivist. There are no kulaks among ducks.

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Christian values dictate that ducks must wear pants. Delete this.

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Do not post feet pics volcel-police

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Wait till you learn about their dicks

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

If it quacks like a duck...

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

God did it because they thought it was funny

[–] downvotee@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Ahh yes, another day another anti-christian post. How surprising

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As a bisexual man, I might like Christianity more if it didn't

CW: Homophobiacall for my death

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok, but you laugh at them for literally believing in magic in the year 2023, so obviously these behaviors are morally equivalent, because they both upside people on each side. Q.E.D.

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Paul - kind of a ass really

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Explain to me why duck feet are so silly and I'll take it all back

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Countercurrent flow! Besides the webbing they also areange their blood vessels so that warm blood flowing out of the body warms the cool blood circulating back in. It's actually pretty rad.

Disclaimer: if you meet the demiurge on the road, kill him.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Christianity is being oppressed! Oh no! Anyway,

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Well, sometimes Hexbears like a target even easier and more blatantly absurd than a Lib.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

No jokes allowed on hexbear? desolate

If your god is so smart how come he's dead matt-jokerfied

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe don't worship the dude what drowned the whole world for a yuck then

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That part was a Babylonian exile scribe class bit.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They made their gaffs different in those days, that's for sure

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Top kek when they went doot doot on the walls of Jericho

[–] downvotee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Who said anything that I worship a god? My observations are purely that and nothing personal. I like to observe the hypocrisy of the self righteous and call it out.

[–] PeoplesRepublicOfNewEngland@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because we need to worship some beta loser demiurge with a massive suicide by Roman fetish to be righteous, but you, smart and correct observation maker, don't? Lemmeeee.eeeeee dipshits sure are confusing

[–] ThisMachineKillsFascists@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My brother in Christ it was just a joke about duck feet

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

My observations are purely that and nothing personal.

You are very obviously taking it personally

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Won't someone think of the abuse normalizing tax-exempt politically powerful megachurches?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iycpDvXYnIo

[–] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Genuinely asking, how is this anti-Christian?

[–] downvotee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It's all part and parcel in the daily Christian shit-giving and anti Christian sentiment that I'm seeing on this platform.

[–] dolphin@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

consider the fact that christians deserve it

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I am here to oppress Christians and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta gum.

It’s just a silly meme

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Giving freely is Christlike. Be thankful for shit giving from your brothers in Christ!

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Wow I can't believe a group of people that subscribe to an ideology concerned first and foremost with material conditions are mocking the belief in magic

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

See also: human newborns not being self-aware

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

This goes quite deep into the Christian lore and history of the Vatican that was only revealed to a select few throughout history and continues to remain hidden in the archives of the Vatican. When God created the world there was another set of words he uttered to bring these feet into existence. On the eve of the 6th day God uttered these words.

spoilerQuack quack quack. Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.

And it was Good.

[–] StalinForTime@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

What you mean those are literally His Almighty Quacker's flappers?