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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

I love two billionaire oligarchs having clown to clown communication while I a poor serf covered in shit boil in the sun so-true

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Elon fartsniffers really are the most pathetic of sheep

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Some of the bazinga bunch really do sniff farts, too.

The "influencer" creep that gave trump-anguish that ZYBERTRUKKK has an on-camera habit of sniffing the seats of Andrew Taint and other fellow creeps.

[-] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Jesus christ lol.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who are their masters? I'd just like to meet them.

Grab a mirror and you'll see someone that has the same exact class interest just packaged differentlybillionaire-tears

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

I know where the average Xitter Xeeter would go with that, and it's nowhere good. hitler-detector

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 22 points 1 month ago

He means, he'd like to meet them to ask if they'd like to buy a failing ad-space platform.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

If Musk goes after google I hope they slap the site with the punishment deranking algorithm that takes 6-12 months to get off of.

It would kill site traffic.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Considering Googles SOP seems to be disregarding whatever the pesky user put into the search bar and spitting out the 20 most loosely related ads I'm shocked this isn't already happening.

I'm assuming musk got an email from google along the lines of "say whatever makes you feel cool for your hooting hogs, but here's the amount that you owe us on the first of every month if you want your website to get any traffic from people without a marble bust of pepe for a profile picture"

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Lmao they literally couldn't get it started for 40 minutes because he fired everybody who know how to stress test systems.

Like if you went to any kind of presentation and the presenter spent the first 40 minutes going "wait, hang on..... just a second.... let me just...." while trying to get the power point to appear on the screen what would you call it?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Like if you went to any kind of presentation and the presenter spent the first 40 minutes going "wait, hang on..... just a second.... let me just...." while trying to get the power point to appear on the screen what would you call it?

According to the loyal Xwitter serfs, they call it the Democrats trying to sabotage the one-man effort to bring the light of consciousness to the stars. I'm only slightly paraphrasing there. yea

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Do we have to give them credit for restraining themselves to say democrats and not what they actually meant.

Also yea that's deffinitly it, dems wanted to make sure this never got out. It's not like anybody with two brain cells to rub together could have realized this was the perfect opportunity to give both of them enough rope to hang themselves.

Just feeling vindicated that my prediction of "Elon said that Trump could edit the interview before release to stop the free fall in exchange for rejoining Twitter" turned put to be pretty much dead on.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Do we have to give them credit for restraining themselves to say democrats and not what they actually meant.

bugs-no

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

good argument, however, i have already depicted you as the whackadoodle smiley face and me as the laughing crying smiley face

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

What is "Space" referring to here?

[-] axont@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Basically it's Twitter live streaming, but it's terrible.

Trump and Musk recently did a 3 hour rambling interview over it

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 month ago

Itsnt it audio only as well? So couldn't even keep an audio stream going

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

It's hilarious that we have better tech on hextube lol

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

If everyone agrees I just shit my pants, I must be doing something right

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

St. E~L~O~N likes to sometimes recite that smug bullshit quote from wherever about "I must be right because everyone hates me" too.

[-] atyaz@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Even if you like the concept of spaces wouldn't you call all the crashes and issues a disaster? It objectively didn't go well lol

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But it was the wokes that did it, or maybe the Democrats, who are wokes, according to some loyal you-are-a-serf that got the usual "yeah/exactly/!!/😂 " response from my-hero

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

🤓Another great epic style own my good sirs 🤓🤓🤓

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Masterfully memed! so-true bootlicker

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