this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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Inside you there are two 
characters.
People who don’t flush or don’t wash their hands in public restrooms are literal demons. It’s literally FREE water. You’re not paying for it, yet you refuse to use it. “B-but I don’t touch my penis! I just stick it out my unde-“ shut the fuck up. You’re not some special snowflake that your piss, combined with other people’s piss, doesn’t splash back on you. “B-but I don’t want to touch the handle because someone touched it after touching their penis!” Motherfucker that’s why there are sinks in the bathroom. Use it. My god.
Even if you're hands didn't get any dirtier while you were in the bathroom, they were probably already dirty enough to justify washing them.
A staggering number of chuds are getting whiny about having to wipe themselves now.
They're just post-hoc rationalizing the fact they're filthy little gremlins. Lets not pretend like their hygiene is any better at home, where their excuses aren't applicable.
Afraid to sit on the toilet seat, wash yo ass.
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I swear to god Kelly must post here. this looks like it was specifically made to cater to our 
bits.
The 
peeking up under the stall 
I'm 95% sure that knows we're fans.
ONE OF US ONE OF US
I hate self-flushing toilets
9/10, they flush before I'm standing up and then I catch poo water on my behind 
The upside is you're much less likely to walk into a stall with poop in the toilet
I feel like they should just have lids and they flush when you close the lid
They flush when I'm on them and shift in the slightest
It's how 
happened tbh
And when you actually want them to flush, good luck figuring out the exact sequence of the rain dance you must perform
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Kelly doesn't know the bathroom hack of flushing the toilet with your foot.
another sicko to add to our collection
GENERAL SICKOBI! YOU ARE A BOLD ONE...
Is this what it feels like to be pandered to? :sicko-yes:
This is a top tier sicko it has so many applications
low effort but he carries it imo
If anyone wants to give him a home
my brain went to the same place
We need this
If anyone's making sicko emotes, use this high-quality version of the image direct from The Onion:
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/238dbc2a56fe11daccfa506212864bad.jpg
It's too bad it's not distributed as a PNG, which would probably be smaller and would totally get rid of the JPEG artifacts. Thankfully, since it's a grayscale JPEG and is super high res with a reasonable quality setting (82) the artifacts are minimal and not really a problem for our use case.
(oh, and in case anyone's wondering, changing .jpg to .png does technically get you a PNG, but it's just a PNG transcoded from the JPEG so there's no benefit)
My biggest format changes are usually webp to some other format whichever platform allows
Shoulda made it a Skibidi toilet but with SMH
Shoulda made it a Skibidi toilet
Tag yourself, I'm "Manual" Style
Same but I've reclaimed burdensome
I'm the zipper.
ZZZZZZIP!
goddamn fucking banger
I read that as MGMT and not "management" so was like "awwwh wow they referenced mgmt no way" and now I feel silly 
Please clap
I love this, but I feel he missed by not making the weary public restroom patron sad about having to decided whether to use eco-flush*** option of full flush and the panel be about this and water savings in general.
***Latest fad
What the...?
classical art hog
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