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[–] peter@feddit.uk 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A HTTPS parking spot would require your car to be inside of a truck

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And that truck would need to be getting towed by a trusted friend of the parking lot management

[–] superminerJG@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

And said trusted friend's tow truck would need to have a display in the window saying "Certified Safe Tow Truck"

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There needs to be a space blocked by a pillar with "409"

[–] Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

And a missing slot "404"

[–] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Nice, a spot for 2011-2022 Kia/Hyundai vehicles

[–] Joe_0237@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Dunmber than funny, but ill give you the upvote lol

[–] Mikurei@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

PUT /parking?lot=1 HTTP/1.1

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Run far away

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