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[–] erie09@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Ok, rips paper off wall

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get a long piece, stick sticky side to sticky side, then just use the non-sticky side. Easy peasy.

[–] rockkicker@kbin.run 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

not very absorbent

you may as well just not wipe

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

But you can form ~~two clams~~ three sea shells out of them.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’d rather try the three sea shells.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh, thanks for the correction!

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I honestly wasn’t trying to correct you. What you said just make me think of the seashells. Had no idea we were thinking the same thing. 😂

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'm thankful regardless : ).

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Finally, something to cover my junk..

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok, so you either use a sock or underwear and then throw them away, or you use your hand and wash very thoroughly afterward.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i once had to use random papers from my wallet, even dollars.

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

what did you do with the currency after?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 3 months ago

Use the duct tape to lasso a roll from another stall.