linkedin is the new place to post greentexts?
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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thats quality shitposting
I'm glad someone's actually doing bits on LinkedIn, it's otherwise full of the most self-serious bullshit, corporate bootlicking and ”motivational” posts imaginable.
That one article about trolling LinkedIn was good too, it had stuff like ”all of connections get notified when you have a work anniversary, so add a bunch of executives and a bunch of jobs, so you'll waste their time with notifications about your anniversary at the Pig Boy job”.
What article was that? 👀
Wish I could find it, searching for ”linkedin pig boy” didn't bring it up 
This is the best LinkedIn post I've ever seen. Usually it's just BJP animation about how hard work and loyalty will make you transcend the bounds of human limitation
BJP
The Indian RW party?
Yeah, they have all those really low quality weird Modi animations. Same groups also make "motivational" pro-grindset stuff for LinkedIn.
I want to connect with you, emotionally :)
Yeah this dude really nailed an atrocious vibe
Ken Cheng is a comedian.
Yeah that's what I said, a poster
Seems like people here aren't realising that that post is a joke.
LinkedIn is like if hexbear was filled with PMC liberals and neolibs.
And also hexbearistas, this guy is clearly doing a great bit
The only thing good about LinkedIn is the "Apply with LinkedIn" button on job application sites. It makes it much easier, especially because those sites' algorithms are terrible at picking stuff up from your resume.
Royce du pont method
Didn't threaten to kill himself or admit to manslaughter, Royce would be infuriated at the comparison
amazing bit
Sad part is some ghoul actually "liked" this post, like yeah this is a totally good and fine thing to do. Fuck me
Incredible