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[–] miz@hexbear.net 53 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Westerners when asian people do group activities:

How sinister and mysterious. It’s unsettling how the Asiatic brainpans are indoctrinated to seek dominance and precision from the moment they are born.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

You are now a moderator of r/China

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Must have been removed because I was gonna go bully this person. This is just Cartman having nightmares about the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony.

[–] TawnyFroggy@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Here's some highlights. "Military Grade Cheerleading"

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Westerners are a combination of extremely gullible and being the target of the best propaganda in the world

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

think-about-it easy to make people believe what they want to believe

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

We have yeonmi-park at home

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

American cheerleaders: (65 year old hogs) oohrah baby some fuckin' t&a for me an the boys! [pounds beer]

North Korean cheerleaders: (65 year old hogs) SAINT JESUS AND DONALD TRUMP SAVE US FROM THESE WICKED ASIANS!

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Our freedom loving sports fans, their evil brainwashed cheerleaders

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So synchronization is terrifying? Don’t let them see any MGM films done by Bubsy Berkeley.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Any any European football game,

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

If 20,000 drunk englishmen can spontaneously break out in match relevent chants to the tunes of classic songs I'm pretty certain some 50ish Korean Women can learn to clap in time with minimal training.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

frothingfash COMMIES AREN'T ALLOWED TO ROOT FOR THEIR TEAM ON MY TURF!