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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon feels a tingle (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NRDK@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

In case of danger, the body can retract the testicles closer to, or sometimes even into the body. You're feeling that muscle tense.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Submasturbiosis - very common with young people who don’t jerk it enough. The treatment is quite simple and obvious.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

it's not often i get to see google have literally 0 results for a word i looked up

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Because Anon is a philistine. It should clearly be hypomasturbiosis.