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[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago (3 children)

lol isn't America coming in like dead last in the shooting events

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

bad at guns, bad at burgers, America is just a shadow of its former self

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this...is this what the orange guy is talking about?!?

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Make America Gunburger Again

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

bad at burgers,

Lol did we eat shit at a burger making competition or something?

[–] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

It was the biggest story of the Olympics this week - a bolivian guy absolutely obliterated the returning American burger champ by the second round

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Why doesn't the NRA sponsor shooters on Team USA? I'm only partially joking. Is it because the Olympics are too g*y?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

Too gay and too many brown people.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Because air guns are for wo*men and real Americans only shoot 45 COLT AUTOMATIC.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Because the NRA decided to be a political grift.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Americans think that the rest of the world has no guns to the point that they will confidentially try to school European gun owners on their own country’s gun laws (he just repeats random axioms he learned from memes)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This doesn't track because americans don't have good aim, they don't shoot their arsenal of guns, they just collect toys.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

John Brown showed that collecting an arsenal of guns can be a good thing, but such basedness is rare

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago

And he didn't empty his entire round in one attempt.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bet if you told him that in person, he'd probably shoot you

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

Imagine representing your country in the Olympics and getting a silver medal and then someone has the audacity to call you American

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I also believe that there are spiritual Americans across the globe. This is not a good thing.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Can confirm, they're easy to spot. Usually on a Harley or driving an American truck or muscle car.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

There are more guns than people in the US. That’s because they have the right to consume product but not effectively train with them unless you’re in a liberal state with public land

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Clearly, they haven't met many Turks.

A Turk asking where they can smoke is so damn Turkish.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

This is the quintessential middle aged man from the Balkans/Turkey.

An american would also be hotdogging all over the place.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Americans don't have a culture of smoking on par with that of China, Japan or Turkey. Even Italians and French smoke more than Americans

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

the funniest part was he was up against a serb decked out in eyegear (still missed)