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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by WhyEssEff@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

one of the most unhinged and terminally-online takes I have seen after federation, blaming us for the CSAM attacks because Hexbear is actually lying about having a coherent message and politic and we're just in it to make people's lives worse actually. Don't try to understand them! You are simply being fooled by their schemes! rent-free

if (badThingHappened) {
    return "What are the odds Hexbear played a part in this?";
}

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[-] pisstoria@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

these redditors are more paranoid about leftists than leftists are of actual fed infiltrators.

[-] pisstoria@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

i try to act "civil" on the fediverse, but idk how long i'll manage to keep it up when we're accused of such reprehensible actions just for being associated with good and principled posters.

[-] SeducingCamel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

They seem incapable of believing that anybody other than a right winger would try to challenge their views

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Telling stories to my liberal children about the six-sided bear that will come and bully them for their political ignorance if they don't do their homework and go to bed by 9 o clock

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Up early with my cup of joe getting ready to keyword search the names of forums I'm a member in

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

yoooooooooooo i'm in the screenshot

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

lemmy.world making themselves the largest instance by a large factor, inviting themselves to be the target of bad actors who want to target the most people

"Why would hexbear do this?"

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

also can we talk about how few admins they have for such a large instance

[-] DroneRights@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Liberals: patting top of "you're a troll" cliche This bad boy can erase so many leftist positions (and neurodivergent experiences)

[-] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

It really is one of those thought terminating phrases. I've not seen any reason to call Hexbearians trolls other than "waah my cishet normative/racist/propagandised/etc. thoughts are being challenged!"

[-] DroneRights@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Plus, if you can actually read someone's mind and tell whether they're being genuine, wtf are you doing on Lemmy? You should be on TV as The Amazing Mind Reader, showing off your Professor X powers

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

I highly encourage people to start using "h e x b e a r" and "h*xbear" and other such terms which make it easy to search for only the kinds of people who don't want to appear in a search for uses of the word hexbear sicko-speeeeen

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Image OP is afraid of summoning THE HEXBEAR

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you chant HEXBEAR 3 times in the mirror you will see this hexbear-shining

[-] aen@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

you never know, pretty much any troll you see on any instance is probably a ~~the_donald~~ hexbear user in disguise

[-] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

anything happens

is-this because Hexbear is a super-secret troll society? citations-needed

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

The only image we’re mass spamming dprk-soldier

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Shout out to the .ee ally who's like "why would they bother?" And getting the reply "don't try to understand." Spiritually, I am you.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

We are literally the joker

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

>*makes vague claims about Hexbear being responsible for an attack on a different instance*

>"Bro, don't try to understand an army of trolls, bro! Just listen to exactly what I have to say about them because I have special insight into them, bro!"

[-] TalkingCat@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Oh no! it's the h e x a g o n a l b e a r s

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