Lmao the Australian tendency to forget you're Australian
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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Tbh that applies to so much of the angloid world. Very brainwashed into thinking they're the Ameribrains they see on TV and social media
Not just the anglos :germany-cool:
Sexons 
Homecountry of both the anglos and saxons 
He's so engrossed in America he forgets he's the son of Cypriot immigrants
Many such cases
Bro is saying "I'm a fucking idiot."
Drew is the antipodean Ian Miles Cheong
Drew is what happens when a kid born in 1999 is raised on animated history Youtube
This is a genius bit
Just constantly weigh in passionately for every global election that's happening, pledge your vote, and then when asked, clarify that you were only speaking 'metaphysically'
I was merely voting in Minecraft
never have i seen someone who embodies the liberal sense of "protest" that's completely ineffectual at anything apart from making you look like a fucking idiot
white
Really?
"PAVLOU? THAT IS A NAME FROM THE THALASSONIKIAN PENINSULA. YOU ARE NOT WHITE.
CW:
going to wash my hands after typing this spoiler
YOU ARE A LAMB ROAST, SWEATY WITH THE ODOR OF GARLIC. YOUR ANCESTORS WERE BEIGE MEN DRESSED IN TOGAS, OBSESSED WITH TURGID MATHEMATICS, OMPHALOSKEPSIS AND PÉDERASTIE, CLINGING TO COMPETITIVE ATHLETICS IN A FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO DISPLAY MASCULINITY. YOUR RACE IS ENDOMORPHIC AND LETHARGIC. THEIR IDEA OF CULTURE IS EATING OVERRIPE FIGS AND DRINKING SPICED AL-GHUL."
i love measurehead
His family is from Cyprus, his followers would generally call him a wog and not white.
Unlike you peasants, I do not vote with my ballot; he who votes with his ballot has forgotten the penis of his father.
I vote with my posts.
Hail and well met to thee, Voteslinger.
Electoralism 
Metaphysical electoralism 
Quantum electoralism is the next step
Infraelectorialism
"Metaphysical"
...
Metaphorical?
I mean, voting is technically a metaphysical concept already.
His vote transcends space and time, it's an extragalactic vibe
Each metaphysical non-vote for Kamala is 2 metaphysical votes for Trump.
the 
flag posters are on another level
i voted for kamala 20 quintillion times on the noosphere
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I am dumb
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I am cringe
You cannot bring anything immaterial into politics without the waveform collapsing into cringe. This is why we do material analysis
Gonna start telling libs I've voted metaphysically and don't need to show up to the polls in November
Is this Idealism?
Citizens of vassal states being hyper engaged with uninspiring US politicians is so fucking cringe.
Metaphysically? To me, the word means Inherently? Supporting?
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I am white.
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I am not straight.
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I am a man.
And I'm voting for Vermin Supreme.