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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hello, I would like to withdraw all the money in my make believe account. Here’s my make believe identification.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sure, here is your make believe money!

[–] wyrmroot@programming.dev 19 points 3 months ago

Wait not like that

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

"Protected terms of patent 61558"

Does not recognise government, who does the patent protection then? I'm confused.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’m native because I was born here therefore I’m indigenous. Works every time.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Is that what they mean? Because they had the tiniest amount of pity from me before since I thought this was some indigenous person that got tricked by something that gave them hope.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

With the skin color we can see and all the other stuff, yeah I'm pretty certain they aren't actually indigenous American. They're just a white American who doesn't understand English and thinks their magic words mean something.

[–] Canadian_anarchist@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am not surprised that sovcits and pretendians overlap.

More info on pretendians: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretendian

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

I didn't know this word, but Elizabeth Warren has an entry in Wikipedia and it's not for the reason she'd want.

[–] SandySocks@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Based on the text layout of her ID card I'm guessing it was made in MS Word.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Great cropping on the photo as well.

[–] finestnothing@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Treatys

Also, the text going onto the image, peak graphic design

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Son cit made own ID. Odd that no one else accepts it. Next time will add more magic words to make ID stronger. !!

[–] protist@mander.xyz 12 points 3 months ago

Well you see, the government is illegitimate, and it's also holding a bunch of money for me that is my birthright as someone who has been born, and when they demand an "ID" or "account number," they're actually just playing a game to hide the money from us. But we know better!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Took me a minute to realize that was in fact, not a video.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

It's funny that all these people have a worse handwriting that my 7 year old nephew