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boneless wings aren't even made from the fuckin wings for fucks sake i'm so fucking angry
The second stage is perversion of reality, where people come to believe that the sign is an unfaithful copy, which "masks and denatures" reality as an "evil appearance—it is of the order of maleficence". Here, signs and images do not faithfully reveal reality to us, but can hint at the existence of an obscure reality which the sign itself is incapable of encapsulating.
Can I get uhhhhhhh 🅱️oneless cow tools
Gary Larson go on Chapo
This is stupid from every direction imaginable.
Boneless doesn't mean boneless? Oh, okay. Words don't mean things anymore. Cool.
But also, imagine inhaling your nuggies so fucking fast that you don't notice a fucking bone in your mouth. Do you just not chew your food? Pour that slop right down my esophagus, fuck yeah.
plenty of people have problems chewing or digesting food, which is why they'd go for something softer and guaranteed to be safer like boneless chicken
You're right, it's ableist of me to criticize people for chugging meat like it's a smoothie. I'm a bad comrade. There's actually no other sources of protein that don't have bones. 
people who are disabled, old people, people with textural issues
but im glad you responded in good faith to what i was saying and found a way we can just dismiss them all
people who are disabled, old people, people with textural issues
This is the carnist equivalent of a lib criticizing a communist for using a cell phone
I'm not going to delete your carnist apologism but I'm also not going to act on your report of this post. There's nothing in the story to suggest that the chicken bone guy is anything more than a bog standard meat eater. Don't shelter carnist apologism with baseless accusations of ableism.
i'm sorry but maybe i'm not understanding - I'm not in any way defending carnism, hell im not even trying to defend the guy but the original commenter came out the gate about 'nuggies' and not digesting and chewing food and all i said is that some people have problems chewing or digesting food, which is why they might not chew or they might go for something without bones. As someone who works in healthcare and in aged care, i just thought it was worth piping up and saying that. They then responded to me, implying that I'm trying to call them ableist (which i never did in my first comment, so they're jacketing me - i am literally just trying to make sure all angles are fairly considered) and that I'm trying to insinuate they're a 'bad comrade' and then tying this to me defending carnism, which again I am not. and again i am not trying to defend this guy in any way. i get it if I misunderstood something here, but this genuinely feels like its coming at me for something im not trying to imply at all, but if I'm missing something I'm sorry
edited to add: the reason the report says 'doubling down on ableism' is because i never brought up ableism, they did, and then in the next sentence dismissed me for calling them ableist, which again I never did, which seems to imply to me that they don't care about ableism. maybe I'm wrong, I'd be willing to accept that, but again i never pulled any of these accusations first.
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Don't go around showing off your beanis.
Meh. Just because he's disabled doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to be happy and eat tasty food and not just vegan replacements.
that's why i think we can all agree he should get to take a nice cut off of you
If you don't expect a fucking bone in your food and it's suddenly there then it makes sense to inhale it on accident. Could happen to anyone even if they ate slowly
For what it's worth, vegan chicken nuggets are at a point now where they're basically just better than real nuggets. They've got the taste down pretty close to real chicken, and the texture is better since there's no gristle or nasty shit. Strong recommendation for MorningStar Farms as a baseline.
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at this rate they're going to force every autistic person on the globe to go vegan
truth in advertising laws are a violation of my first amendment rights
Gotta love how our garbage food continues to get worse
Tyson ~~Cat~~ Hurricane Chow
I'm just itching to stick around long enough to get me some Bachelor Chow
Protect the small business tyrants at any cost.
can't have shit in ohio 🤦♀️
"this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
Great Boonta Vista stinger
This reminds me, gotta catch up on Boonta Vista Socialism Club
This inspired me to look it up, and I have a great backlog of delicious nourishing slop to enjoy
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has this site found out about brass eye yet? as a collective
i'm going to go post it to videos
and watch again
that shit never gets old
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this is the most down is up court ruling i've ever seen wtf
Boneless wings will now be just "wings" and typical wings will now be known as "extra boney".
Astroturfed CHUD cultural war push to make Rogan dudebros who think soy makes you trans start thinking eating bone chips in your big boy nuggies makes you an alpha male brain genius
What? Will the bones be ground into bonemeal and mixed INSIDE the chicken goop?
No, the article says the lawsuit is about a guy who got injured because a piece of bone in his boneless wings got stuck in his throat.
So it's not even a trivial thing? We're redefining what boneless means to specifically NOT MEAN BONELESS because we don't want some fucking company to have to take responsibility for injuring someone?
Boneless now means "with the intention of being boneless"
doesn't this set a precedent to destroy basically all false advertising rules ever? your nut-free products can now contain nuts, because fuck you. your meatless burgers can be made of cats. your arsenic-free soda can give you arsenic poisoning, fuck it. i don't know anything about the usamerikkan legal system, but how can this possibly hold up?
Thread needs a (CW: Food) and NSFW flag, btw.
My bad, I updated
Couldn't disagree more with the the ruling, the dissenting opinion is right.
You don't expect a bone fragment in breast meat, which is what boneless wings typically are. Even the argument that "boneless" is a style of preparation, it doesn't make sense to expect bones.
The court probably doesn't want to imply it should be made from a specific (more expensive) cut of meat, but even in the pink-sludge-style nuggets you shouldn't get a bone either.
I feel bad for the guy who has to pay for his own healthcare now.
hell yeah, this is the foundation of a new era of jurisprudence
Ohio should be removed from the earth. Down to the bedrock. Just... set adrift into space. So long and thanks for all the idiotic election cycles where some dipshit "aw shucks" arch-reactionary agribusinessman got interviewed on TV because his stupid, stupid state had an earlier primary. Fucking pox upon that place.
Ohio has fallen!
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