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submitted 2 months ago by plinky@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net

jacobin found some new supplier of shit takes

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[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

I want her to pick mitt romney as her VP. Just as a final fuck you to everyone

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

mr. sorkin, didn't know you frequent hexbear, when will you make a movie about ~~reagan~~ eugene debs? ๐Ÿ™

[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

the unity ticket

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

90 year old bernie running for president in 2032

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is stupid. The real move here is electing bernie as president to throw a bone at the lefties. Then when he inevitably dies (or if necessary, the heart attack gun get dusted off), Kamala takes over and becomes president and the adults in the room can get real work done

[-] Oxycleanman@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

It would be neat as a thought experiment to see how fast she can make everyone hate the most popular politician in America

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

by the law of funniest outcome, Sanders VP would be a dangerous proposition. on the one hand it could kill multiple Khivers who need to reconcile with the most mysoginistic, hateful, and evil man (yes, Sanders is worse than Trump). on the other it could kill multiple Khivers.

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

imagine, if u will, the ensuing Body Swap Episode w/ Bernie & Kamala. Bernie could thusly hold the power for eight years & Kamala would be stuck in a body that's turning to dust, as is befitting of a fucking cop.

[-] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

They are just gonna choose a blue dog governor/senator that they are 100% set to lose in this upcoming election like Sherrod Brown, or Roy Cooper.

How is Ben still thinking we have a shot?

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

blob-no-thoughts they should make Santa vice president so he can give people presents everyday

pls give me money to publish this realistic idea

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Santa is for Palestine at least

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

See, the list of positives go on!

Money me Jacobin! Money now! Me a money needing a lot right now!

charlie-stare

[-] Teapot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Let them cook

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