The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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I wish that the Monkey's Paw had never existed, and therefore that nobody has ever wished on it. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] illusoryMechanist@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Granted. The Monkey's Paw is now replaced by an alternative wishing mechanism that is slightly more evil- it had previously been wished out of existence by the Paw, you see.