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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 128 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Anon might need to see a doctor. I don't think it's normal to become incontinent the moment you turn 30. Also, I've personally never had any issues with holding it in.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There were several very angry comments about eating more fiber lol

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I would think about my diet/stress/caffeine level if I even had cramps before a shit, like what are you doing to your body if shitting is regularly a struggle at age 30 without a medical problem? Your life could be so much better if you took care of yourself/sought medical advice. I know not everyone can afford to see a doctor, but it’s cheaper to catch something like bowel cancer early.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, fiber would be 0 help here, and possibly make it worse. Anon needs to see a doctor.

Personally I find it annoying and frustrating that people will automatically assume poop problems means the person needs more fiber no matter what. It's not a magic cure-all, and pretending like it is is completely stupid

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I tried more fiber when I had undiagnosed celiac disease and yeah, it isn’t a fix.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nope. I'm over 30 and it's like a light switch. 😜

Jk, no issues whatsoever with my sphincter.

30 days after you turn thirty though, that's probably fine, same if 10 days prior.