Haha, no, I don't fuck pumpkin, do you even get what I'm trying to say?
Did you look at the Bullshit Bingo? It addresses everything you said, because you're not the first one to come up with it. It's a collection of a hand full of replies I hear all the time. I answer them all the time. I even looked up the # so you don't have to go through the rest of the bullshit.