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[-] chemical_cutthroat@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

I'd like to add Luke 4:23 as well as John 8:7. I've looked, but I can't find the one that says it's ok for the clergy to sexually assault minors, but it's gotta be in there, right? Maybe it was on the stone tablet that Moses broke, and it didn't get CC'd onto the new ones? Or maybe Mary Magdelene scribed it from wine-drunk Jesus while he was hanging out with the homies in Galgotha?

[-] Repelle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

As far as I’m concerned owning an iron chariot is the ultimate loophole, god is powerless against it. Maybe the clergy have figured out the same thing. https://biblehub.com/judges/1-19.htm

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

And the LORD was with Judah, and he took possession of the hill country, but he could not drive out the inhabitants of the plain because they had chariots of iron.

But....but what the fuck happened to omnipotence?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It wasn't there yet. Don't think God with a capital G think your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

[-] whataboutshutup 2 points 1 year ago

Crown Victoria Interceptor wasn't a thing back them.

[-] III@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Crown Vics had iron-rimmed wheels. God has no chance.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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