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[-] art@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago

I killed a circus clown in a Wendy's parking lot in 1996.

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Do I just upvote this post if my answer is the same?

Asking for a friend.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I generally disagree with murder, but I'm terrified of clowns, so I'm super conflicted about this.

[-] vita_man@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

That is quite specific

[-] Blamemeta@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Thats odd. I once found a dead circus clown in a Wendy's parking lot in 1996. I fucked the body.

[-] VaidenKelsier@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You know, one time I also found a deceased man in clownish makeup in a Wendy's parking lot in '96. Had his pants down. The strangest thing.

I had the strongest need to urinate, and I inexplicably pissed all over this dead clown.

I think about it constantly.

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That shouldn't be a crime given how evil clowns are.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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