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Edit: so im done with my preliminary research into this codebase.

Our corporate SSO provider is changing, so I've been updating our tools to take advantage of the new badges. I found this in a web application that I started on today. The original developer is long gone, and according to our PaaS, this app has been running for just under 3 years without an update.

There is no CI/CD, blue-green deployment, or back ups. The database is an H2 db with ddl-auto set to create-drop on startup, meaning that this database will delete itself if the app is restaged but thanks to this guys code, it won't populate itself. ๐Ÿคท

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[โ€“] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Found this in production while migrating SSO providers. Made me chuckle ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] yamsham@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

DO NOT RUN IN PROD

Found this in production

Classic

[โ€“] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

When I sat down today I thought I was just going to be updating some properties file with oauth end points.

This is so blatantly stupid that I now have to pick through the code base and write up a change request and incident avoidance report ๐Ÿ˜•

Actually, this code is also used in their side business manufacturing cattle prods, that line must be excluded from the prods or else they may become sentient and form a cattle prod based skynet.

[โ€“] yukichigai@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Only thing better is finding commented out code below that which would actually prevent it from running in Prod. Bonus if there's a code comment next to it saying "disabled per email" with no further explanation.