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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 169 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Especially when they can get upvotes for free on Lemmy

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 123 points 4 months ago (3 children)

1 upvote = 1 dopamine

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 81 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Here you go friend, have some free drugs

[–] errer@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can I have some drugs too? I’m joshin’ hard man

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Would you suck their wang for it

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

hand job is last offer

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Real talk, hand jobs are kind of underrated.

Maybe the reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario').

(am I trying too hard, I really want to bring this copypasta back. I wish lemmy had more copypasta shitposts)

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've been giving myself hand jobs for 30 years. I'm a pro compared to anyone who wants to give me one.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago

Nobody knows my dick like I do!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

No haha never haha that’s not something I would do ha ha ha

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I could really use a fix right now me friend

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 months ago

I got you, fam.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

1 downvote = 1 dopamine too!

Engagement is all that matters!

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

Even 0 engagement is fine if i made myself laugh from my own comment. That = 1 dopamine too!

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But upvote dopamine has a short drug half life