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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My godfather got me Scott Adams' business book when I was 10 for my birthday present

I didn't even like Dilbert, I was a Calvin & Hobbes kid

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

I'm still a Calvin and Hobbes kid

[–] TillieNeuen@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Calvin and Hobbes is still so good

[–] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop and I pack a revolver.

Still one of the hardest lines in NOIR fiction.

[–] TillieNeuen@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I remember that one!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Christopher: "He was my godfather. But he knew I liked Calvin & Hobbes. He knew that. Dilbert - who likes that shit? Nobody wants that shit."

Adriana: "So that's when you keyed his car?"

Christopher: "No. That was another thing. Are you even listening to me! Pass me the bowl!"

Adriana: "Pass it to yourself." And she walks angrily to the bedroom.

He throws up his hands.