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Oh COME ON you had ONE JOB!
maybe the job was to miss him on purpose :^)
the radical anarchist communist liberal democrat mob tried to kill me, i am justified in doing whatever i want to them when i am reelected with my newly granted supreme court powers
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Miss him by a few inches though? That's incredible precision when you firs from a crowd.
What if it was a rubber bullet?
EDIT: I doubt it. You can see a little hole that looks very small. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a .22 or something small. Someone who knows more about GSWs can take a look at the wound:
cw Bullet hole
Imagine missing that watermelon head
Sweetie you have to finish assassinating your Trump before you can assassinate your Biden.
Let's check in with Nate Bronze!
-- Literally no one ever
Biden's half-decomposed body is far too frail to pull off a Chen Shui-bian without dying.