Edit: Fixed the color of the stripe on the dialogue box because it was tearing me up inside. Also, here's a link to the template as an Inkscape SVG in the slim chance anyone wants to reuse it (make sure to have Oswald font installed): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fm8GFs34NNQucgdSFQYzbrkaiyiuD22H/view?usp=sharing
Edit: And now, the conclusion: https://startrek.website/post/12514221
On the one hand, Neelix would do his best... On the other Missy would turn him inside out within seconds