Written by a so called "Julie Howell" who "loves scouring the internet for delicious, simple, heartwarming recipes that make her look like a MasterChef winner" on a website called "Chef's Resource."
I get the "scouring the internet" part, but less the "MasterChef winner" part.
Just wait until they get trained on my new pancake stomping technique. And French toast stomping is in the works, but I need to get the feces to egg ratio correct
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