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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test (www.theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There was just an NCD post about the Mormon Industrial Complex yesterday, so in this specific case, no.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Heh, that makes me think of the LDSS Nauvoo

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

At the rate the world is going, I would not be very surprised if in less than a decade the Mormons just actually did have their own nuclear weapons program.

Hell I would not be surprised if they currently, secretly own a decommissioned ICBM silo for 'emergency preparedness' (read: survival bunker for their most elite elects) reasons.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Magic underwear and spaceships. Let's fucking go eh.