Don't eat breakfast or lunch. Just eat snacks and dinner. Gorge yourself like a snake. Eat a whole loaf of bread and call it your daily ration. Be ungovernable.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i’ve just started dangling various food types by twine from my ceiling and running at top speed around the house with my mouth open like pacman, am i doing it right

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Only if you make 'waka waka waka' noises the whole time

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don't forget to fall to the floor while making the death noise once you run out of food.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 4 months ago

common spujb w

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate "bottomless breadsticks" and he powered through like forty in a single day

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I would just like to let you know you're a good friend o7

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Finally some truth! Thank you PugJesus.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Uh oh I actually do this. 🫣🫣

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

..... I don't remember writing this comment .....