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submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I swear it's easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully they're both yeetable

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My wife is not yeetable.

[–] coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Simple catapult it is then

A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Why was I reminded of this

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

No, I always remind her to pee first.