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It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes. (lemmy.world)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why don't you tell the class what you did to make me change it?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored..

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.

You said you would always be there for me.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

It wasn't just a weeklong bender

Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁

you fucking hippie.

Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!

You said you would always be there for me

And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain