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submitted 4 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's an emacs-command to do that.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Emacs keybind?

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 months ago

Back to the iron ages