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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke. (cdn.masto.host)

submitted 5 months ago by Shkshkshk@dice.camp to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.

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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's the oils in your home it's fulla oils

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah bro, it's the 5G that's stickifying the dust

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Obama glued all your dust down using stem cells.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Stem cells from aborted babies.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Aborted Christians who went in for a regular check up but then had their babies taken by the government death panels

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Futa oils

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, the gender fluid.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

😳😳😳