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[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 108 points 5 months ago (2 children)

At my age I just assume anything I don't know is sexual.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 67 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't you come "bussin' no cap" at me young man, I'm happily married.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you... are you hitting on me?

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reading all this, I gotta ask; Did it work?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yes, veroxii and I are married now.

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

fr no cap that’s so skibidi

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Neil : "Ah, here's one. This means that someone has just done something which has never been done before. 'Richard Moore of Sugarland, Texas, hollowed out an eggplant and filled it with hot sauce and nickels.' And amazingly, it's not a weird sex thing. 99% of all new human behaviors are weird sex things. But not in this-- oh, no, it is a weird sex thing, yeah."