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Unless… just hear me out… they lock him up…
(‘Him’ being Old Sausage Fingers,)
So, like if you look at photos from his coronation, check out his fingers.
Pretty sure that’s from dialysis. I do know it’s a pretty good indication he won’t reign as long as his mom did.