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An All Male Advisory Council on Biblical Womanhood (lemmy.world)
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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

None of them have ever made a woman cum, I guarantee it

[–] Krono@lemmy.today 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure the Biblical Womanhood Council has lively debates on the subject.

"The female orgasm is a myth" vs "The female orgasm is a sin"

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"If God wanted sex to last more than two minutes he wouldn't have made me so sensitive."

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 3 points 4 months ago

2 minutes is enough if you know what you're doing