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[โ€“] jagungal@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes! I should have clarified. Wedding rings getting stuck on old people's fingers will be the main use case for those tools, meaning people will have to buy a lot of titanium cock rings before it's cost effective for hospitals to have electric cutting tools as standard.

[โ€“] phx@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

I feel like dicks would be a less likely candidate as there should be other ways to encourage the trapped member to decrease in size before resorting to cutting implements in close proximity