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Well I think as it relates to fingers, precious metals are fine. Generally soft enough that cutting isn’t an issue.
Who the hell has golden cock ring kind of cash ^and do they want to be friends?^
I love that even after millennia of human society and culture, I still regularly run into comments that make me think, "Yeah, that's the first time anyone has ever said that."
But definitely not the first golden cock ring
If the universe is truly infinite and as homogeneous as it appears to be, then an infinite amount of people had already said that, will say that and are saying it right now.
Infinite possibilities does not mean all possibilities. It is possible - even probable, in most cases - to have an infinite set which does not contain all possible members.
As an example, the set of all even numbers and the set of all whole numbers are both infinite sets with completely different contents. Even accounting for the fact that the set of all whole numbers contains the entire set of all even numbers, the two will still differ by a factor of 50%.
I think that Vsauce explains this concept a little better than I can as I am not a mathematician, I merely watch their content on the internet.
You get golden cock ring cash by not buying golden cock rings. I think that's from The Millionaire Next Door.
Are you interested because of the cash, the cock ring, or both?
Yes.