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Stop comparing programming languages (programming.dev)

submitted 5 months ago by chraebsli@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Stop comparing programming languages

Python is versatile
JavaScript is powerful
Ruby is elegant
C is essential
C++
Java is robust

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[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 93 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Python is NameError: name 'term_to_describe_python' is not defined
JavaScript is [object Object]
Ruby is TypeError: Int can't be coerced into String
C is segmentation fault
C++
Java is

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException: Cannot read the termToDescribeJava because is null at ThrowNullExcep.main(ThrowNullExcep.java:7)
Exec.main(ThrowNullExcep.java:7)

CSS j ust # sucks
Kotlin is type inference failed. The value of the type parameter K should be mentioned in input types
Go is unused variable
Rust is Compiling term v0.1.0 (/home/james/projects/Term)

[–] sus@programming.dev 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

C++ is std::__cxx11::list<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0>, std::allocator<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0> > >::erase(std::_List_const_iterator<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0> >) /usr/include/c++/12/bits/list.tcc:158

[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I once forgot to put curly braces around the thing I was adding into a hashmap. If I remember correctly it was like ~300 lines of error code, non of which said "Wrong shit inside the function call ma dude".

[–] Zacryon@lemmy.wtf 4 points 5 months ago

The only reason to use AI in programming is to simplify C++ error messages.

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Rust is downloading 1546 dependencies

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Crates aren't exactly runtime dependencies, so i think that's fine as long as the 1500+ dependencies actually help prevent reinventing the wheel 1500+ times

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'll happily download 63928 depends so long as it continues to work. And it does, unlike python projects that also download 2352 depends but in the process brick every other python program on your system

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you're not using a venv for python development, that's kind of on you

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Venv is the way

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 5 months ago

Good for you. Not all of us have terabytes of free space on our computers.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you're naming variables like that in Java you should definitely switch to C.

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 8 points 5 months ago

fixed ive using rust for a while