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One of my favorite jokes ever (forgive the dated lingo)
A code reviewer walks into a bar.
...runs into the bar. ...skips into the bar. ...handstands into the bar. ...does the hula into the bar. ...brings four people they just met into the bar.
And orders: ...1 beer ...10 beers ...99999 beers ...null beers ...a Pepsi ...a 10" personal pizza ...4 orders of salted peanuts ...DROP TABLE orders of salted peanuts
Nothing goes wrong.
Another person walks into the bar and asks to use the bathroom.
The bar goes up in flames.
*Edit - I forgot the drop table peanuts
Little Bobby Tables ;)