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A flawless strategy (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Take your kid to the playground.

It's a perfect equivalent, because you'll get the occasional sexist saying vile things and forcing you to leave, too! But mostly, women will fawn over you.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 60 points 5 months ago

Even the dating market demands experience for an entry level position now.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When I was a teenager, I used to walk my grandma's cute dog past the nearby all-girls school when the girls were coming out at the end of the schoolday.

Guy with cute dog + dozens of girls around = loads of attention ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Terrible advice for anyone who isn't the same age as teenage girls.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Supply and demand. Even ugly guys get attention in an all-female area.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

It's funny, two things that made it infinitely easier to pick up women were my wedding ring and my kids. Of course it's probably the complete lack of pressure, knowing I'm not actually picking up anyone. Always been a confidence issue.

[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you watching your kid play from the bushes or something? I've never had about encounter like that at the playground.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't have any kids, but I've heard from friends. Man with kid = pedophile, somehow, in some people's minds.

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Never had a problem

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Welp, I guess since it's never happened to you, it never happens!

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Just sharing my experience. May not be representative of every individual and locations