            
              Step 1: Purchase IBM Model M 104 keyboard and USB adapter for work
Step 2: Test it out writing code/documentation/long winded email
Step 3: Wait for boss to respond to co-worker complaints about it
Step 4: Suggest it was done to improve productivity and if they are unhappy with it, suggest a WFH schedule instead
Step 5: WFH and enjoy your clicky click as intended

[–] Sailor_jets@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step 1: Acquire IBM 5251 with working solenoid and xwattsit converter board

Step 2: Get fired

Step 3: collect unemployment

Step 4:???

Step 5: profit

[–] comador@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

South Park Gnomes would like a word with you on a more profitable model...