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Happy Pride Everyone! (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/lgbtq_plus@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No no no......you're doing it all wrong.

You still use the chick-fil-a napkins to actually clog it. BUT!!! Then you drop like 16 bibles on top of it to fill the toilet bowl to block access to the napkins blocking. They won't move the bibles because this clogged toilet is now "Gods work". Which will then cause ALL OF THEM to start intentionally clogging their own toilets with bibles, and make a political issue out of this. Anyone who doesn't clog their own toilets at home isn't a REAL American!

And this is the life we live now. I just said some batshit crazy bullshit, which SHOULD BE taken as being completely absurd, but life is now absurd. So it's entirely possible that what I said actually is the natural logical set of proceeding events to follow.

God damn I hate 2024. Actually, life since 9/11 hasn't been all that great. Can we go back to having a normal life ever???? PLEASE????

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 5 months ago

We live in "The Onion" now! Aliens will never visit our planet because of this.